A Tribute to Randomness via Lists
Growing Up Viet: 10 Things White Kids Never Had to Deal With
1. Being home by 10pm on prom night....IF you got to go to prom
2. Getting in trouble for ripping egg roll wrappers during egg roll mania
3. Being the last to get hair (applies to guys and girls)
4. "no I don't know how to play the violin."--- not every Viet plays an orchestra instrument
5. Being good at math--> it's not so funny now when I'm always calculating the bill for the table
6. Being taught to be an unopinionated child; ha some good that turned out :)
7. Looking 12 yrs old until at least the age of 18.
8. Looking 15 yrs old until the age of 23.
9. Being picked up and tossed around by random guys. Yes I know, I weigh less than your heffer of a gf. Stop tossing me around!
10. " U can't be cheerleader. They show boys underwear."--- memories of me asking to try out for cheerleading.....
****** Disclaimer: No that's not a photo of me as a kid. I figured we all look alike so it didn't matter what picture I used.
5 Reasons why I HEART Google
- Google Reader is a time saver for all the different feeds I read everyday. It auto updates and even has created "bundles" for topics of interest. Definitely good if you like to be in the know.
- Google Docs provides templates for all of your whims. To note, my fave as of right now is the address form organizer. If you are a friend, expect an email soon asking for your mailing addresses.
- The themes for my iGoogle homepage... too cute for words. Right now mine is set to Street View.
- blogger.com..... I am sure I don't have to explain that one.
- The work culture at their Google offices is to die for. I envy the life balance mantra the employees enjoy as a result of their caring corporation. Life balance mantra is really an understatement. They have unique perks for their people. Check out the career section for this rad company.
- Lindsey Lohan- Go to jail already!
- Charlie Sheen- Tiger blood...need I say more?
- Kim Kardashian- "I take my work seriously." I didn't think club appearances counted as work.
- Carrot Top- He's just scary looking....eek!
- Angelina Jolie- Stop adopting every 3rd world child. They are kids, not porcelain dolls!
- John Gosselin- You are not the spokes person for Ed Hardy. Stop dressing like it.
- Megan Fox- Just annoying. No other way to put it.
- Holly Madison- Boring; thank goodness the people on her show are entertaining.
- Donald Trump- Way too arrogant for his own good.
- P. Diddy- Donald wanna be
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